Fredag igen,
och jag misstänker att helgen närmar sig, eller kanske rentav semester. Persoligen ska jag arbeta ytterligare en vecka och därefter blir det lugn och ro men hinner jag så lovar jag att fredagsmailen kommer att komma som ett brev på posten.

Grilla lugnt!
/Fredagsmailaren

Long time sedan sist men här kommer …. en läsövning på engelska eller som det borde heta på utrikiska – A read practice in English 😉

OBS! den är lite under bältet så pryda människor slutar läsa här (Beneath belt story, r u prudish no more letters in this mail for u)
Construction worker with problems
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can’t hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning ”I”, points at his knee meaning ”need”, and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says,” What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!” The other guy says,” I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I’m coming.”

ZITAT

”År 1492 upptäckte de amerikanska indianerna Columbus.”
M. Allwood