Fredagsmail 2003-07-11

Semestern kan börja!
För ALLA oss som tror att vi är oumbärliga så kommer här följande lilla test:
Ta fram en skål med vatten, och stick ner pekfingret i vattnet. Ta upp fingret och mät storleken på hålet. Alla som har ett hål att mäta, ni kan inte ta semester…. Vi andra kan lugnt göra det.

Simma lugnt och sola mycket
/Fredagsmailaren


Same procedure as last week -More inglish practice

The Software Engineering Approach
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car’s occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
”I know”, said the Departmental Manager, ”Let’s have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.”
”No, no”, said the Hardware Engineer, ”That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I’ve got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car’s braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.”
”Well”, said the Software Engineer, ”Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”

ZITAT

”Jag önskade att man klippte smalare fairways. Då skulle alla spela
från ruffen inte bara jag. ”
Seve Ballestros

Ordtest
20030711-Ord test.pdf