Fredagsmail 2008-04-04

Stoppa pressarna,
det är fredag!

April och äntligen är våren här,
med gröna buskar, blad och trä-r (skånskt nödrim)
ty solen kanske lyser glad och go,
när man av allergi skriker atcho.

Ha en helg!

Golfsäsongen börjar….

Being an avid golfer myself, like most I enjoy pushing my knowledge onto those who do not really want to hear it. My friends like to call me a fountain of knowledge, so today is your lucky day! There are a few things about golf you need to know, about etiquette and stuff.

1. Keep your back straight, knees bent and feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Do not stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please… while others are preparing to go.
10. Do not take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

Zitatus Tibet-atus Kinatus

Man kan inte kämpa ihjäl en skugga, den dödar man med ljus.
Sigfrid Siewertz