Raindrops keep falling on my head,
som det heter i visan. Men inte visste jag att
raindropsen skulle göra så att jag behöver simma för att komma till bilen.
Oaktat vilket är det bara att se positivt på det hela för efter regn kommer sol.
Så jag föreslår att alla ler och har det glatt istället för att gå i lera och sörja
Historia outrikiska two of dem
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says, About two hours. The guy walks out.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, About two hours. Once again, the guy leaves the shop.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around the shop and says, About an hour and a half. Again, the guy walks out.
The barber is getting curious. He looks over at a friend in the shop and says, Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop laughing. The barber asks, Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?
To your house.
A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word INDEFINITELY in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.
But the teacher knows he is a trouble maker and that he doesn t know the answer, so she calls on Jim.
Jim replies, Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely.
Good the teacher replies. What about you Jenny?
Jenny says, Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely.
The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way.
So there is Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks… (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him.
Johnny stands up and says, As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew that I was in definitely!
Ett leende kostar mindre än elektriskt ljus
och ändå lyser det upp mer i ett hem